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" Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind."

-Frank Herbert, DUNE.


Jan 29, 2011

GRALAT LOCK

Here is something that I have suggested- locked gralats! Now, this has probably been made in response to the warp hack, to prevent people from stealing gralats even if they do manage to get into a farm! This has lowered player's suspicion of other people, and they are now welcoming farmers to their houses. Unaware that there is a glitch to pick up locked gralats. I am currently looking for this glitch, as I believe it's a prime opportunity for glitching. I believe that there could be glitches that come off of this glitch- for example, locking a gralat outside of your house. Currently, I have not found this glitch, and I invite anybody to help me find it.

Jan 28, 2011

HOUR GLITCH HARDER

There was a new script enabled on the server that alerts staff whenever somebody puts a URL in there guild rank. This is how adminastrators found and patched my guild delete, sword spin, and many of the hour glitches. My friend, Ok4y, is an everwind scripter, so he has been helping me with this, giving me a bit of information here and there. He explained that it was possible to put script on furniture, but when he tried he determined that there was a filter to stop such scripting. He said that he could bypass by changing the furniture class. Any ways, if anybody is pro at scripting, and wants to take a crack at this, I invite you to go ahead and try.

Jan 26, 2011

NOT PATCHED

The guild delete is not patched- just i don't know how I did it. I'll figure it out sooner or later.

Jan 25, 2011

SWORD SPIN GLITCH

I found a new glitch- the sword spin! It makes it so that when you double tap your sword button, you spin, like what your character does when your looking at your profile! Such a simple glitch... but i think it lasts forever. So, if you want it done to you message me in the game. Your welcome! Note: I don't have a way of undoing this, and it is a pain in the ass to spar with it and take forts. So THINK about it before you want me to do it to u.

GUILD DELETE PATCHED

The guild delete was probably accedently patched. It may have been because of the hour hack, or maybe because of of ipepsi's offline glitch. IDK. So sad. Anyways, I'm going to find a way around it. You can all help. I will need 3 people, each with 1500 hours or more to help me.

Jan 24, 2011

HOW I FIND GLITCHES

Finding a glitch usually is not the hard part. The hard part is figuring out how you did the glitch. A lot of my hour glitches, and guild delete glitches took me a long time to figure out how I did them, and the later one is still somewhat of a mystery.
 So, let's say that you figure something went whack in the game, such as you deleted your guild after messing with the hour glitch. First, you try doing what you think you did to make it happen again. Then, if it works, you record everything. Record where you are, what your name is, what you are wearing, the guild name, every single button you pushed, and how many times you pushed it. Record if you have GC enabled, if anybody is on the guild at the time that you deleted it. Then, tell a trusted friend how to do the glitch. If they can do it, then you found how to do the glitch.
 Your second job is to brainstorm. I found that once I log off and then back onto my acc, the guild was undeleted. So, I instantly thought "I can either clone guilds, steal them, or own two of them,". So I started brainstorming. While brainstorming, write down everything you think of. Gunderak found a glitch to just join somebody's guild, but he didn't know how he did it. What a shame. These two glitches would go perfectly together. Ok, so after brainstorming, I came up with the following: this glitch rocks!
 The very last job you need to do is the most important: keep it secret. If nobody knows about it, nobody will ask. Nobody asks, you won't snap under the pressure of people repeatedly bugging you about how you do it, and nobody else will know about the glitch! Good luck finding glitches, and please digg my site.

GUILD DELETE ELUDES ME

I thought I knew the guild delete glitch but I didn't. There's something that I am missing now that I was doing accidently before. Any ways, I'm unbanned, so I should be able to find what I was doing. The glitch is similar to the hour glitch, but different code and you have to add one little thing to it (and one more thing that I don't know). O well. Shouldn't take too long to figure out. Anyways, this glitch puts you offline, and I know that I did it right when I can actually see my profile and it says offline. So here's my best guess: I have to do the glitch, be offline, and then wait 20 minutes until I'm unbanned. The next post will be about how I find my glitches.

RELEASE OF THE CLONE GLITCH

I have decided to release my glitch that lets you clone yourself once my main page gets 8 diggs. Click on the button to the left to digg my blog, and once I get eight you will have yourself a new glitch.

Jan 23, 2011

PLEASE DIGG

My page is getting less views than it used to. I have an idea to fix this. I need as many people as possible to digg, stumbleupon, and any other bookmarking sites to increase my pagerank. Thanks! give me lots of help.

REMINDER

This is just a reminder that I will link to any site that has to do with graalonline, but only if you link me back. This has several advantages:

  • You will get an increase in pagerank, so google will put you higher on the page.
  • You will receive traffic from my site. I get a few hundred views a day, it won't be wasted.
  • Your site will become well known.

HACK WANTED

I am currently searching for a hack on graalonline era that allows you to shoot big bullets in every direction and kill everybody. I'm not sure what the reward will be yet, but it will be something good. Email me at phoenix.cassidi.gillis@gmail.com com if you have any information about it.

LOOK AT THIS

Hey everybody should check this site out- http://graalonlinehax.blogspot.com/

ALMOST UNBANNED

Good news everybody! I only have about ten more hours of being banned on graalonline iphone! My udid ban is over, and tomarro I will be able to play classic again. I have decided to start recruiting people to my guild, but you cannot bug me about the glitches I find. AT ALL. It gets really annoying when people do that. Just post a comment asking to join, and I will let you in the guild. It's not really a glitching guild, but we might guild spar once in a while. I am now trying to get my eRPM back, which may take a while, considering how much money I was earning a day.

CLONE GLITCH

I found a new glitch on era! This is a glitch that is similar to the old one that was patched, but this one works. Is what it does is put a head into a car when somebody invites you, but you aren't actually in the car. It's a very simple glitch, and I'm surprised that staff hasn't thought of it yet. Any ways, I will release it as a challenge once somebody finds out challenge #1. Good luck, and know that I also found this glitch with luck (and some wisdom and common sense).

Jan 22, 2011

NEED SONGS

I need songs/artists ideas to put onto my blog so you can listen to them while reading. Any profanity, bad language, or just weirdness is welcome. I will make a few playlists for everybody to listen to. Thanks.

STOP CLICKING

Whoever has been clicking on the ads a rediculous amount of times, stop. Google has made the eRPM $0 because of the eccesive amount of clicks. So now, instead of earning $5 a day, I earn 0. Thanks for commenting on this. But only click if you truly interested in an ad. Not to make me get more money (thanks for the thought though).

CHANGE IN DESIGN

I put a music player on the bottom of the blog. Just so you can listen to music while reading my equally amazing posts of staff torment and money making (with some glitches put in there). Just pause it if you don't want to hear it.

Jan 21, 2011

GLITCH CHALLENGES

I have decided to make a series of challenges for anybody who is serious about glitching graal online. These challenges will be rewarded somehow, I'm not sure how yet (maybe with gralats?) but I will find a way. These glitches will be minor, and therefore hard to find. All of them have been found by me, and I'm the only one who knows it. See the challenges page for the challenges.

LUCK

It's funny- everybody thinks I'm insanely smart or something. I'm not. I'm just lucky. Not a genius. However, I do have a sense of what will go whack in graal. Because of this I have found the hour glitch, guild delete, offline glitch, and many others, a few of them being bad enough that they got patched. I have learned a few things since then. Like now I have enough knowledge and logic to figure out why and how a glitch works. This is very important, because often there will be a better glitch that you can find if you know how it all works.
 For instance, I found out how to get out of jail (got patched). Maybe I can find out how to get out of jail without doing what I had to do. Any ways, I'm going to post a guide to how  to find glitches on graal, or any game.
WANTED: THE BIG BULLETS HACK ON ERA THAT SHOOTS EVERYBODY.

GUILD DELETE DOESN'T WORK ON ERA

It's a  crying shame that I can't do this on era. There are so many guilds that I want, that other people have on era. O well. Anyways, I have been speculating about the guild delete and this is what I have come up with. First there can't be anybody in the guild with there tag on. And second the guild delete only lasts as long as you don't restart graal. So, it should be possible to own a second guild, Make another person own your guild along with you (less likely :(...) and, I can steal guilds. Maybe.I haven't tried making a guild once my guild was deleted, but I have a feeling it will be very sweet. I'm ecstatic that I found it. - O and thank you the 1% of you who have clicked on ads. Every click gives me $0.50! Thanks again. I would appreciate anybody else who wants to click

MAKING SHIELDS 4 U


I have decided to start making shields for people. Below is an example of what I make. Just comment your gamername and the colors you want it and I'll make it for you.


Jan 19, 2011

DOING GOOD

This is amazing! My blog is less than a week old- just 6 days (see archive on bottom of page) and already I have a few loyal viewers! If only I had this many views on triond. I'd be rich by now. But at any rate, it seems that some people (special thanks to Lord Bryson) do not want me to abandon this blog. I'm not sure why they don't want me to. But considering how fast I got views, it seems that they really like my blog! And they are spreading the news. I am excited to see that so many people take interest in the glitches I find. I may not quit graal- especially if the guild delete works on era. O and I can be invincible on era! Again, if you don't want to say the insanely long URL for this site, an alternate one is WWW.KURUPTED.TK  Just type that in and you will go to my site. Currently I can't find my site on Google, which is a shame, but if you would like to be helpful just link from your blog to my page. I'll have a page that links to people's website that links to mine. φ

THIS IS IT

I''m now permanently udid banned from graal. Or so I think. It really sucks. Because they don't sell the fedora hat any more (the one that is a gangster hat in era). And it seems they ban people who use udidfaker. Comment on that, because I'm not so sure about it. But anyways, I'm going out with a boom. Here's my boom : I found a glitch to delete guilds without being the leader. And since it is only temporary, I can clone a guild. I also found how to get past the force recruit glitch patch (if only admins would ask, I'd probably tell them it...). So, until I get a new ipod and change my ip address, I won't be on much. Oh, and two more things. First, I'm not quitting this blog unless nobody comments and tells me not to quit it within the next week. Second, I'm releasing the guild delete glitch once this blog gets 5k views. That's a lot. Hopefully by then, staff will realize that I can help them with the one big error I found in their server. I can do whatever I want. However, I CANNOT UNBAN MYSELF. That means, that unless I get unbanned, your server will have a very big glitch in it. And it will stay there. Because you won't find it. Nor will anybody else. This is supposed to make any staff agitated, but it's not a fake glitch. I did it to one guy's guild. If he sees this post then I would like him to comment.
 Anyways, goodbye, and keep advertising my blog ;) φ QUOTE FOR STAFF:
Power Corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
-Lord Action

Stewart's Law of Retroaction from Murphy's Law, Book Two:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.



“Be suspicious of anything that works perfectly - it's probably because two errors are canceling each other out”

-Dave Bartley

GLITCH TUTORIALS

I have decided to do something extra. Every 500 views I get on this page I will post another glitch tutorial. This will keep traffic coming into my blog, and keep all of you up to date with the latest hacks  and glitches. Expect very complicated glitches though, cause I will post some of the best. O and if you are going to advertise this site on graal, I have made a short URL: www.kurupted.tk just say to got there for glitches and the such. I will also post small tricks and glitches for every five votes I get on the poll to the right. φ

BOX WARP

This is not a very useful glitch, but it is possible to warp people on your roof, or trap newbs with this glitch. You need 10 or more boxes to do it (less will work but you won't go very far).

  1.  Lay down every box, each in a different square.
  2.  Make each box movable.
  3.  Put each of the movable boxes in the same spot.
  4.  Pull the box. You will appear a far ways away from the box, which only moved one square.
This works because each box sends a request to the server to move you one square. If ten of them do it at the same time, you will move ten squares. Simple as that. This glitch can be used to warp people on top of the roof in a house. φ

Jan 18, 2011

THANKS FOR THE VIEWS!

I just got my 300th page view! This is very exciting, as one person already follows me. Makes me smile inside. I hope that you stay loyal and check this blog often, as I will constantly update it. I have also made a blog about my life, titled Life of a Troubled Child, if you want to take a look at it, I'd be overjoyed. Don't be afraid to Digg or use other bookmarking websites to bookmark this site, as I want as many views as possible. φ

FORCE GUILD RECRUIT

Here's a real bummer. Gunderak, one of my friends found a glitch to force join any guild. He was going to trade me, and he did. But it got patched because an administrator was listening to us talk. I was going to join Zanza and see what the Zanza room is like.
  One of the great things about this game is the ability to find glitches when you aren't looking for one. Like when I found the hour glitch. Or the offline glitch. Or any of the glitches I found.
  But of course, there are always those people out there who don't believe me when I say that the hour glitch is mine. This bugs me, because they are usually really bitter. Like chrismackle. If you see him, be sure to kill him a few times >:3.  Well, that's pretty much all I have to say, except for i don't have the slightest clue onto how I changed my IP address. If anybody can help me there, I would deeply appreciate it. Keep on brickin'. φ
  A note on my end mark. My name starts with a p, and as you can see , p and φ look similar. I think it looks quite good.

Jan 17, 2011

SPECIAL GLITCHES AND HACK LEAKED

I knew it could only last so long- both my hour glitch and [RITCHCRAFT's] warp hack have been released. The warp has been patched- you get ip banned for 7 days if you do it. I'm not so sure about the hour glitch yet, as I am banned, and I am not completely sure exactly how i changed the ip address. O well. I will post any glitch you want, except for the hour glitch. Just put a request in the comments. φ

BANNED AGAIN

For some reason i got banned again... but only for 2 days. I think this is because of the auto detect, like what you get when you gmap. O well. I found out how to change my ip so I'm all good. If you need any help with this feel free to skype me at R0B0G3N3S1S.  I was banned because the 8-bit jump hack was patched. Too bad. φ

CHANGED IP ADDRESS

Finally! I finally figured out how to change my ip address... I'm so happy!!! I just have 6 hours of being jailed to live through... otherwise I'm pretty much out! Btw i was banned for life. φ

Jan 16, 2011

INVISIBILITY GLITCH

Here is a simple tutorial, the first one I will post on my blog. Nearly everybody knows this, including staff, so don't be saying stuff like how i gave away a glitch.
 1. Go to a spar arena.
 2. Sit still until it's your turn to spar
 3. Say "unstuck me". this will send you to the old unstick me place.
 4. Wait until you can move. If you hid under a bush when you are outside then your body will disappear, but  any writing you do will be visible.
  This is a totally useless glitch, but it should get some noobs into glitching. I'm just trying to insure the future of glitching. O, and now if you get ip banned you can't log onto any of the other servers or dinosmash etc. :( very sad I can't talk to any of my friends. Fish, if you see this, please post a comment. It would make me a little bit happier. φ

OFFERED STAFF POSTION

A few months ago I was hacking and glitching graalonline Era when SNK, the owner of Era dragged me to the middle of nowhere. He pretty much said that if I explained how I did these hacks and glitches he would give me a staff position. I thought to myself, "how strange... I bet he's lying". Of course he was. I emailed a fake file to him, and he instantly banned me the second I explained that I sent the email. He didn't even take the time to read it. He just banned me!!!
  This is another example of not to trust anybody. If you find a glitch, don't tell a soul. They will ALWAYS tell somebody else, who they think won't tell anyone, then that person will tell more people, and pretty soon it will be   all over graal, and everybody will know it. It's happened to me before, and I don't want it to happen to you.
  However, if some admin offers you a position, don't put it down first thing. Hear it through, and know who it is you're talking to. You might just get a position.
  In fact, I would love to become an administrator. I would love to help patch up glitches. But admins view me as a bad person, one who will stop at nothing to keep my glitches a secret. Well. They are wrong. The whole point of glitching is to get that feeling that you know more that the staff of the game, the very people who made it. And, with glitchers like me, they often do know more than staff do about glitches. I'm a white hat hacker. I would love to help anybody who has an adequate game to help them find bugs. But only if I am being appreciated. If any staff of graal are reading this (I'd be pretty happy if you get into the habit of checking in on it daily), then you should know that I would be pleased to help you with anything you want if you just asked me.
  Of course, some people's pride disappears when presented with a challenge like this. You won't ask me no matter what. And I can connect with things like that. I feel the same way when confronted with a challenge like that. But sometimes I decide that asking nicely would do the trick. It usually does. φ

WORKING WITH ERA

 Since I've been banned for a long time, and probably have a long time to go, I have decided to work with the Era server. Most glitches that work on the classic server work on Era. The only difference is what actions are available. Such as being able to spar, you can't do that in Era. Therefore you can't go invisible. I have been working with the hour glitch for a pretty long time, and i have found that I am able to go offline, but not actually be offline. I can control my character, but whenever somebody views my profile they see that I am offline, and they can't message me. They get the popup that says that I'm offline if they try.
  Recently, I have made a account with Global War, which is an app that you can find in the app store. I don't see much opportunity for glitching on this game. Or hacking. All of the important files are stored on the server. And it's a text based game. And therefore the script is very simple. 
  I have been talking to a person I know, and they claim that i have quite a talent for finding glitches. He says that I would be one of the best people to work with windows to find glitches on their operating system. I believe him too. If you enjoy playing any games other than graal, and you would like to have a few glitches, just post it. I'll be everybody's exploiter. I can find glitches extremely easy. Just ask me. φ
  

BANNED SOME MORE

This is getting boring- still banned. O well. Maybe i will come up with some things for era. I've been jailed so many times. My record jailing time is : For life, i got jailed for life on unholy nations. And on era i got jailed for a few hundred thousand hours.
 Any ways, if you have any questions feel free to post them.φ

Jan 15, 2011

MAKING SHIELDS

Wow. This is much harder than I expected. I am still banned, but i got some of my swords uploaded and i tried to create a shield. My codes are not worth mentioning, as nobody would want to wear them unless they like a simple looking sword that flashes red and yellow. I feel good that i finally got something uploaded. I'm not sure if I'm still banned. φ BTW: the end mark that i use that is a φ is called phi. google it. It's a very cool number.

STILL BANNED

After about 12 days of being banned, i have decided that I will be IP banned for a month or longer. This would be my third time of being IP banned, and it gets pretty annoying trying to run a blog when I can't find anything new on this subject. I'll try to keep you posted. I came across Ellybelly a few weeks ago. He decided to unban HYPHY. But I already have a guild, called Kurupt. Anybody who wants HYPHY can have it. Kurupt is currently recruiting. It's hard creating a guild, so I would like anybody who sees my post to give me this code: ERROR. Whenever I hear this code I will invite you to my guild house to be interviewed.

I have also decided to create a guild rewards plan. Every few days I will have a code posted in this blog, on another page. You will get certain things if you are the first to give me the code. Click the above tab that says GUILD CODES to see the most recent code. Tell me the code as fast as you can, as there will be rules posted with the code that tells of what you have to do and who gets the reward.Φ

Jan 14, 2011

BETRAYAL

I just got some bad news- Ipepsi seemed to have posted my 8-bit jump hack on his blog for an hour. He had previously blackmailed me into giving it to him. He threatened that if he didn't get it, he would release my hour glitch to the world. That would suck. But know, free farming has been ruined. At least 700 people read his blog since he put it up, and it appears 20 people are actually using it.
This is one of those times when you wish you never met someone. From now on, I will accept messages from friends only. If you want to contact me, do it through the blog. Feel free to ask about my "friend" Ipepsi. He was chatting with me over Skype when he sent this message:
Hey I know your gonna be pissed, but I released the warp hack to my blog (not knowing how many people afghani visit it) and I removed it in 1 hour and my views went from 1100 to 1750 so I took it off. In like 10 minutes is how long it took for 1280 to visit my blog. Luckily only 3 of my closest friends have it. The rest used it to make their own and their much better. (their gani makers)
And then after I ask a little bit more about it:
Yeah, probably I should've released it. But it's only a game, and I wanted to get admins off their lazy asses.
I can understand some things. But this is for sure: don't trust anybody you haven't worked with for more than 500 hours. Thats my new rule. Please post any comments or questions you have.Φ

KNOWN GLITCHES

The beauty of this game is how buggy it is. It is not like some games, where the bugs are nuisances, they are normally very useful. The most basic glitch, the bomb slide, can be used to go through things. I know of a glitch that lets you add allies when your ally list is full. I owned HYPHY for a short amount of time, after Ellybelly disbanded it. I had 17 allies. Twenty or so people started to protest, and the guild was deleted and banned.
I find it ironic that most people who are considered the king of glitchers, come across the glitches by accident. Such as my hour glitch. When I first did it my hours went down to 0. I though that my account was reset. But then I found that it wasn't, and that I had done something to do that. The hard part was finding what I did. I'm not sure why this glitch works. I have accidentally gave myself an admin attack, each time I double tapped the sword button I would swing in a circle.
Then there are the less important glitches. The 4x gralat glitch was a big hit a few months ago. Now there is no reason to do it, and I am trying to make a black without using the glitch. There's all the ways of getting off map, which includes the 8-bit jump (there has been a leak in how to do this- several people figured it out. Help me ban them all!!!), all the old house jumps and guild house jumps. I have a GLITCH where I can ban people. This is similar to my hour glitch. And to my offline glitch, in which I appear offline in my profile but am really walking around.
I remember when i was just a noob. One time i did the green screen glitch. I was in NkA. Everybody was calling me a hacker. I didn't even realize what i was doing. Now, a thousand hours later, i finally figure out how to do it. Many common glitches I know. I know the furniture warp, the bomb slide, the invisibility glitch. There's not too many glitches that I don't know.Φ

INTRODUCTION.

HELLO, this is my first post on this blog. I am R0B0G3N3S1S, the creator of the hour glitch and the master hacker. I also know the 8-bit jump and greenscreen, but for those I cannot take credit for. There are a few things you should know about me before I get started. First, I will not teach any glitches that I have discovered. I may teach simple, well known glitches to people with more than 600 hours, if I trust them. With me, it's all about trust. You won't be able to blackmail me, lie to me, or tell others of glitches if you want anything to do with me. Second, I'm not a genius. I am just lucky. And I think logically. I always have the upper hand in trades, and I will keep my side of the deal if you do.
I am not a bad person. Just because I know of these things does not make me a black hat hacker. I would like to be helpful. But nobody ever asks me. So this blog will cover my findings in Graal. I will not explain any glitches in detail, such as how to do them. I will answer some questions about them though. If I feel that the question is designed to figure out how I did the glitch or hack I will not respond. And i am currently banned from Graal for an undetermined amount of time. I suspect that I have been banned for a month. I am not sure, but it is possible to ask staff to consider unbanning me. Until then, I can't meet you in game.Φ